Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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