is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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