eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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