You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
ttyl tear gas
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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