Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
id be glad to
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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