I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He shit in the fireplace
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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