i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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