She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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