no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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