Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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