So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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