okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
