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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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