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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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