do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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