Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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