I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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