Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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