I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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