we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I will be naked everywhere
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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