And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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