i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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