i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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