Whoa Z and x make the same sound
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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