If that was your dad, he is hot
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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