In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You dont lie about slip and slides
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
