This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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