Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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