he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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