It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
