you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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