i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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