Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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