The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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