So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what if I'm pregnant?
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im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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