doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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