I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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