I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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