just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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