i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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