Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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