Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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