my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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