youre lurking in front of me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
