Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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