yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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