Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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