My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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