it's too hot outside to masturbate.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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