I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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