Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you inspire me to be a worse person
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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